Wednesday, May 24, 2006

God created Macintosh!

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    • THE CREATION BY COMPUTER

      In the beginning there was the computer. And God said,

      c:/>Let there be light]

      Enter user id.

      c:/> God

      Enter password.

      c:/> Omniscient

      Password incorrect. Try again.

      c:/> Omnipotent

      Password incorrect. Try again.

      c:/> Technocrat

      And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Sunday, March 1.

      c:/> Let there be light]

      Unrecognizable command. Try again.

      c:/> Create light

      Done

      c:/> Run heaven and earth

      And God created the light on heaven and earth. And God saw there were 0 errors.

      And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Sunday, March 1.

      And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Monday, March 2.

      c:/> Let there be firmament in the midst of water and light

      Unrecognizable command. Try again.

      c:/> Create firmament

      Done.

      c:/> Run firmament

      And God created the firmament. And God saw there were 0 errors.

      And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Monday, March 2.

      And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Tuesday, March 3.

      c:/> Let the waters under heaven be gathered together unto one place
      and let the dry land appear and

      Too many characters in specification string. Try again.

      c:/> Create dry_land

      Done.

      c:/> Run dry_land

      And God divided the waters. And God saw there were 0 errors.

      And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Tuesday, March 3.

      And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Wednesday, March 4.

      c:/> Create lights in the firmament to divide the day from the night

      Unspecified type. Try again.

      c:/> Create sun_moon_stars

      Done

      And God created Day and Night. And god saw there were 0 errors.

      And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Wednesday, March 4.

      And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Thursday, March 5.

      c:/> Create fish

      Done

      c:/> Create fowl

      Done

      c:/> Run fish, fowl

      And God created the great sea monsters and every living creature that
      creepeth wherewith the waters swarmed after its kind and every winged
      fowl after its kind. And god saw there were 0 errors.

      And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Thursday, March 5.

      And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Friday, March 6.

      c:/> Create cattle

      Done

      c:/> Create creppy_things

      Done

      c:/> Now let us make man in our image

      Unspecified type. Try again.

      c:/> Create man

      Done

      c:/> Be fruitful and multiply and replenish the earth and subdue it
      and have dominion over the fish of the sea and over the fowl of the
      air and over every living thing that creepeth upon the earth.

      Too many command operands. Try again.

      c:/> Run multiplication

      Execution terminated. 6 errors.

      c:/> Insert breath

      Done

      c:/> Run multiplication

      Execution terminated. 5 errors.

      c:/> Move man to Garden of Eden

      File Garden of Eden does not exist.

      c:/> Create Garden.edn

      Done

      c:/> Move man to Garden.edn

      Done

      c:/> Run multiplication

      Execution terminated. 4 errors.

      c:/> Copy woman from man

      Done

      c:/> Run multiplication

      Execution terminated. 2 errors.

      c:/> Create desire

      Done

      c:/> Run multiplication

      And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in Garden.edn

      Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 errors.

      c:/> Create freewill

      Done

      c:/> Run freewill

      And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in Garden.edn

      Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 errors.

      c:/> Undo desire

      Desire cannot be undone once freewill is created.

      c:/> Destroy freewill

      Freewill is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed.
      Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help.

      c:/> Help

      Desire cannot be undone once freewill is created.
      Freewill is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed.
      Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help.

      c:/> Create tree_of_knowledge

      And god saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in Garden.edn

      Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 errors.

      c:/> Create good, evil

      Done

      c:/> Activate evil

      And God saw he had created shame.

      Warning system error in sector E95. Man and woman not in Garden.edn. 1 errors.

      c:/> Scan Garden.edn for man, woman

      Search failed

      c:/> Delete shame

      Shame cannot be deleted once evil has been activated.

      c:/> Destroy freewill

      Freewill is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed.
      Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help.

      c:/> Stop

      Unrecognizable command. Try again

      c:/> Break

      c:/> Break

      c:/> Break

      ATTENTION ALL USERS *** ATTENTION ALL USERS: COMPUTER GOING DOWN OR
      REGULAR DAY OF MAINTENANCE AND REST IN FIVE MINUTES. PLEASE LOG OFF.

      c:/> Create new world

      You have exceeded your allocated file space. You must destroy old
      files before new ones can be created.

      c:/> Destroy earth

      Destroy earth: Please confirm.

      c:/> Destroy earth confirmed

      COMPUTER DOWN *** COMPUTER DOWN. SERVICES WILL RESUME SUNDAY, MARCH 8
      AT 6:00 AM. YOU MUST SIGN OFF NOW.

      And God logged off at 11:59:59 PM, Friday, March 6.

      12:00:01 AM, Sunday, March 8. God created Macintosh.

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